We do not, first off, have a proper creative department. We like to think of the office lay-out more like Beijing — it’s a system of concentric regions. The center is completely silent and cannot be entered without various tests of strength and is usually empty during the day. At night it is subletted to a Canadian laundry service. Working out from the center is the Telecom Division, which handles all customer service calls and is located in Sweden. Then the Large Bathroom (self-explanatory, for large people), the Computer Room, which is kept at 45 degrees F and is bathed in blue light. Then the Small Bathroom, the Library (smaller than the Small Bathroom), and finally the Moat. But in answer to your question, yes of course we have music: a Bulgarian string quartet plays continuously from the balcony.
— Sam Potts of the now “on hold” Sam Potts Inc. in response to “Do you have music in the creative department?”
